Progesterone: a hormone which plummets in a woman’s fourth decade and may cause brief, intermittent bursts of psychotic behavior. See also: Children: Small screeching creatures who change settings on woman’s iPhone. Husband: A man who “does dishes” by leaving large pots in the sink. Dishes: Porcelain, plastic and glass items that magically appear only moments after they [...]
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The good things about January, you say? SuperWoman will admit, this list is a stretch. But it’s part of her master plan of “acceptance,” so humor her. Here goes. 1. If you forget your groceries in the trunk of your car overnight, they will stay cold. (SuperWoman only did this twice.) 2. People will say [...]
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I have this issue with thinking everything that happens has some bigger meaning. For the past few days, I’ve been fretting about my iPhone. You’d think the thing was a family member or something. I was at a museum with my kids, and when I went to the bathroom, my phone slipped out of my [...]
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For most of my life, I’ve had my head buried in a book. Things just never felt right if I didn’t have another world to escape to. Last summer, though, on my journey through Julia Cameron’s The Artist’s Way, I got out of my comfort zone and put myself through a week of reading deprivation. [...]
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Welcome to 2012, year of the apocalypse! Did you notice how unusually warm the weather is? That’s because the world is going to end. No matter. SuperWoman thinks resolutions should happen all year long, not just at the beginning of a new year. But she’s a sucker for any chance for reflection and self-improvement. What, [...]
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