She’s back….
Who says math is hard? Not SuperWoman.
Let’s count junk drawers.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
There. Wasn’t that easy? We covered the fingers of one hand.
Oh, wait. There are more? Oh yes. SuperWoman doesn’t stop at one hand. She is, of course, super in all things domestic.
Six…
Seven…
And that’s only downstairs!
Until next time–
May the mildew in your bathtub
remove itself without a scrub.
--SuperWoman
More from The SuperWoman Chronicles:
“Toward an Understanding of Good and Evil”
“If I’m Going to Fail As SuperWoman”
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This is a book. Seriously. It could be in the Porn for Moms series. (And that’s a humor title. I don’t want to scare your other readers. Well, maybe a little.)
I want to hug you right now. I love you Jana. Will you marry me?
Sorry, just kidding. I’m a bit punchy from being up all night with a 5 year old and a stomach bug.
But seriously. I do love you. I LOVE that you have drawers like that. I do, too, and they are the bane of my existence. But exist they must if I am to make time for the things that fill me up such as reading your fabulous blog. :)
I have a number of these types of drawers too. So did my mother in our house growing up; they represent a time-honored tradition. For some reason we always called them “go to hell drawers.” I don’t know the origin of this name. Maybe its what you say under your breath as you toss yet one more random object into them. It could also be what you say to anyone with the temerity to criticize your organizational skills as a housekeeper.
I just want to point out that I am such a voyeur. I actually zoomed in on each of your drawers to see what I could see. Know what I found out? You and I have the same balloon pump! One of the best purchases of my life!!!!!! P.S. What’s with the purple grenade?P.P.S. My drawers are worse.
I didn’t even know there was a balloon pump. Huh! And as far as the purple grenade, I think it’s a fancy nose sucker that we’ve never used.
I found your passport!
The world needs more junk drawers, I say!
(Or, at least, that’s how I justify all of my own. The number of which I am afraid to count.)
That is hilarious! I think we have 4 or 5 ourselves. I swear, it is just a bunch of crap you don’t know what to do with. We should throw it out, but we “need” it all!
That is hysterical! You do indeed win this prize.
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